The minister looked up from his porn video
To say the girl’s character was in question,
And so it was unfair to target the man
Who’d maybe broken a few laws
And just been violent.
(When were men ever the problem?)
The minister who was driven everywhere
By her coterie of security guards
Said girls should not go out after 7pm
Where was the need, anyway?
It’s not like they needed to work
Or study, or live a full life.
(That was men’s work.)
At the shop, the man was surprised,
That the girl in pants spoke Kannada.
“If you are real Kannadiga”, he said,
“Why to dress like Westerner?”
(And then he sat back in his Allen Solly shirt
And Park Avenue pants.)
“We are implementing dress code
Indian wear for girls, western formals for boys”
said the college professor,
“Because Western wear corrupts girls
And jeans corrupts everyone.”
(And then she calmly collected bribes
From a trail of greedy parents
Who all agreed.)
The moral police broke into pubs
And hit women who were drinking,
Women who thought they were free.
“They are an insult to Hinduism”, the police said,
“Unlike the sadhus at the Kumbh,
Who stride about naked
And smoke marijuana.”
(They only bring Hinduism honour)
And muftis and imams muffled girls’ voices,
Apparently god had made a mistake
Handing out voiceboxes and long hair
And various other body parts,
To women, and it was imperative
That god was not reminded of it.
(Why rub salt in god’s wounds?)
At a temple in the South,
The priest rubbed his bare tummy,
Folded his dhoti up, then pointed to a girl
And swore: “Tie up your hair. It is vulgar.”
Then he turned to his flock and said,
“Don’t focus on superficial things.
Try to live life with kindness.”
In the movie, the famous star
Had a funny speech about rape
With references to women’s body parts.
It was so funny that families
Roared in laughter, and let their kids see it,
(Misogyny is best started early)
Then, years later, the same star
Led a crusade on TV for women’s rights
And cried when they spoke of violence.
At the home, the woman was beaten
By the husband who said,
“She dominates me too much.”
And her relatives agreed.
“Don’t break up the family for your ego”,
They said to her, “Think of the kids
Isn’t it better they have a father?
So what if they see violence everyday?
At least they will have good Indian family values”
Meanwhile, on a street somewhere,
A banner flies in the air.
“Happy Women’s Day”, it says
Up to 50% discount on all atrocities
(Offer open till stocks last.)
This is fantastic! Very well done. Please keep writing!
Thank you so much!
An amazing work
Came across your blog through a friend who posted this on FB. in one word, “Fabulous”. Looking forward to seeing more from you.
Thanks, I also look forward to writing more on these lines!
Thank you so much!
Very well expressed the anguish of women in poetry. Moved by it. I had some of feelings expressed in some articles on my blog. But could not put all my feelings in words like you. You are greatly gifted.
Thank you so much!
the poem is really touching! And now, it makes me read more and more here!!
Thanks! I’m hoping to post more poems here.
Absolutely brilliant! Thumbs up!
I loved this poem of yours particularly. It is just too good. I don’t intend any offence, I liked the sarcasm in your lines, while talking about the narrow mindedness of people towards women..
Satirical ! Very nice, when the reflection of one seems like a contrasting opposite.
Amazing… Please keep on writing… 🙂
You couldn’t have put being a woman in India and its pitfalls in a better manner! Amazing!
This is really good. I love it. I’m a Nigerian living in Lagos and we have similar attitudes to women in some parts of northern Nigeria where the Islamic Sharia law is practiced. I’m definitely going to share this. Do keep up the writing. Well done.
great writing here.
and hope to read more from you.
totally loved the ‘intended sattire’!!… it is actually what people say and think..we need to reverse our mind-set about the tragedies engulfing women and stop blaming them for being the victim(which is literally ingrained in the mindsey of our society).. 🙁
Awesome piece, Sarcastically hilarious…. Loved it…. Keep them coming, eagerly waiting…
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Thanks and keep writing
The protagonists in this note do not represent the majority. If a Politician, Mullah, Sadhu or someone does something wrong, that does not mean all men think same. Though a good write, but most of the people who would read this, will blame politics, religion, country, customs for all the evils and atrocities against women. Before this note is taken seriously, that perception should be corrected.
Came here via an FB share. Promptly re-shared. Following you for more. How do I compliment you for this piece? Even as it shows me a mirror that I don’t want to see, but can’t ignore…..
Allen Solly and Park Avenue are Indian! Allen Solly belongs to Aditya Birla group and Park Avenue belongs to Raymond.
But pants & shirts are not Indian wear. They are definitely western wear.
Very nicely written.. Everyone is sharing this on Facebook..
You writing is blunt and now is viral online..
Hats off to you.!! Good job.!! 🙂
Very well written Suchi. Keep up the good work. Also read your About Me page — be an artiste, but don’t give up your regular job. Artistry doesn’t pay. 🙂
Saw this shared on FB.
Found it insightful and moving – especially about the speech in 3 idiots which I found revolting.
Great work, hope it opens some eyes.
Kudos to you Suchi
Your’e an amazing writer
I live in UP and I connected to the article more than other people who would have read it
Keep up the good work ^_^ India needs people like you
A really touching poem. You have put all the questions that I have in mind very nicely.
Awesome! love the approach, different from the style of voicing such issues in a nagging way that’s there all over the net.
Absolutely brilliant! More please…. We need to expose the rampant hypocrisy around us.
Why aren’t you on Facebook?
loved the poem awesome work
perfectly candid and open..! I’m not the expert but i like it.
Excellent. Well jotted.
A very well written expose of the morals in our country.
What a poem!!! You have a gift. Keep writing such thought provoking stuff.